Sunday, February 14, 2010

GATE EXAM OR BETTER SAY DOOR!!

14th feb First of all HAPPY VALENTINE DAY TO ALL

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Very beautiful day today. I dnt know who the hell gave the idea to this GATE EXAM ppl to conduct exam on valentine day it was a day for LOVE not for FEAR!! As usual i have not prepared for exam and as usual mom ki ram khani chalu ho gaya tha jab mein bola ki, i have gate exam tomorrow "kuch to read kar. aur bas yeh computer ya friends ka saath guhmana, kabhi books leka batho". My reply mom mujha apni merji se jeena do...
Ha!! last night i watched welcome movie little bit and then slept at 12:00 bit earlier as we ppl have a date with beautiful gate ppl next morning from 9:30 to 12:30. I tried to sleep but my sweet mobile was not allowing me to sleep it was continuously beep beep..... and seriously i was getting some handsome message but again my mind was just thinking i dint want to sleep in exam hall. Setting the alarm at 6:00 & at 6:05 a.m and putting my cell in silent, i lost myself in beautiful dreams.

The alarm my most trusted thing in my life started ding dinggg dingg!!! finally at 6:30 i was able to leave my bad but it was still dragging towards it!! At 8 i got ready and i wore BLUE t-shirt as last night i got msg saying that for single guy the dress code is BLUEEEEEEEE... with a hope that i would found someone BLUEEEEE over gate exam might some girl wore blue with same intense as i have wore it!!
Now the biggest hunt i have to start was my ADMIT CARD.. where is it?? bull shit!! where i have kept i forgot... then my sweetu mom said " ya lo, apni chija thik se rahka karo" and then i said " thankssssss ". Now the next task was to gather pen, pencil, rubber. All my this weapons i put in my long and fancy pouch. My center was at Chankera college so i reached there around 9:00. Looked around and tried to find out my classmate but no one was there.

So now i have to find out my final destination i.e. my class room. It was in F block so i march towards my beloved gate gate gate... My seat was at last bench. Sat on bench and did the most favorite thing look around and find out some beautiful chicks. But i was knowing that today was a bad day because today was Sunday - so no college, no friends, and yes gate.... so in my class there were chicks but not beautiful:-( but looking around helped me one thing that before leaving home i should have read the back side admit card ... guess what i forgot??
damp!! i forgot the CALCULATOR... i was like. what an idiot i am.. i really didn't mean it:-)
It took me few minutes to get stable and to prepare myself to give exam without calc. I got the paper and i was like when sir will say to start, not because i was interested in paper but i love to break the paper seal in my own way as i did in AIEE and few more exam...

Now it was the time to start the war. I took my sword pencil and started the GATE WAR against a 65 warriors. Then i thought its valentine day today its the birthday of saint valentine who thought how to love everyone. So GATE WAR converted into GATE LOVE and 65 warriors converted into 65 beautiful girls and the great warrior pankaj's sword pencil converted into red and smoothing rose like a soft lips...

Now my main AIM was to make this 65 BEAUTIFUL GIRLS MY BELOVED IN 3 HOURS. Some girls where having there dad, boyfriends with them means NEGATIVE MARKING. For some girls my one look was enough and they just become my love slave. For some girls were sexy and bold and i loved the way they twisted me and finally i made them my love slave and i enjoyedddddd!!!!! Some were like S**t and so i rejected them and move forward. At 12:00 i have met all nice, simple, sexy, stunning girls and only s**t girls were to de dated. so i started dating them. but frankly speaking i failed to make them my love slave.

To be continued.......

2 comments:

  1. nice pankaj i like this!!
    Actually same thing is hppn to me..
    Rikesh

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  2. @rikesh
    ya bhai, gate na watt laga di thi.

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